all we are is bullets

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

nevermind he’s extremely naughty and has terrorized multiple people this morning

it would be in your best interests to have a good evening. final warning.

nobody has ever matched my freak and lived to tell the tale

solidarity with osha. i love a good railing

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

not my whoville ass eating roast beast

@markiplier

this isn’t about him

when i press the block button it should hurt them no matter where they are or what they’re doing

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

i love canceling plans. dear maria count me out

what does oml stand for

oh my lord

What

What happened

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok