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In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

God Bless Our Troops

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

greatest dynamic in the world IS strange, eccentric asshole and their normal and polite friend who on closer inspection is actually worse in deeply weird and unexpected ways

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die