interesting. here are my interpretations
you interpreted “smashing” to be about sex, but i interpret it to be about hitting things with a hammer to attempt to make them stronger, such as in “bonesmashing.”
transgooning - gooning to trans people; a radqueer wanting to become a gooner
yaprot - speaking so much you rot; speaking that causes one to rot
hypergooning - excessive/exaggerated masturbation
jestergamy - being married to jesters; polycule of funny people
straightyapper - a heterosexual who speaks (too much)
yapchad - someone who is a chad because of their good speech (like they say a lot of good things, so women like them)
hyperfoid - i mainly interpreted this to be like “hyperfeminine woman”. an ultra-stacy. like barbie but more. the most woman of all time
jawslop - bad online content about jaws
yapsmashing - hitting one’s voice (vocal cords? neck?) with a hammer to try to make it stronger; speaking so much you lose your voice with the hope that it will grow back stronger
brainsmashing - hitting one’s head with a hammer with the hope that one’s brain will grow back stronger
jesterfoid - female jester; a woman who jokes and entertains
brainyap - speech that is brainy but also excessive/stupid (nerd talk?)
ragerot - raging so much that you are harmed; raging so much you stay in the same place all the time such that you are harmed (from “bedrot”)
foidrot/moidrot - self-harm/destruction spiral in a specifically feminine/womanly or masculine/manly way
moneygooning - enjoying one’s money in a masturbatory manner, in a literal sense this refers to jacking it to dollars but in a figurative sense I think it could apply to scrooge mcduck swimming in his gold coins
gayslop - online content of poor quality about gay people; low-quality yaoi
cuckbait - someone that is such a BETA that they’re just asking to be CUCKED (a loser whose girl is prime for the stealing) (someone you would want to turn into a cuck)
hypercuck - someone that is a SUPER CUCK, like theyre a huge loser and/or their girl is with a ridiculous amount of other men
moneybait - someone who will take your money? idk this sounds like what you would use to catch mr krabs
cuckyap - yap from a cuck; excessive/stupid speech from a loser; stupid speech that makes one sound like a cuck; something a cuck would say
transrot - self-destructive spiral in a transgender way; (transID definition) wanting to become rot
jawcel - your jaw is bad and it stops you from getting chicks
bonegooner - gooning it to bones #necrophilia
moneymaxxing - getting as much money as possible; getting money to attract women; Scrooge McDuck
foidmoid - a slur; or perhaps a bigender female+male individual
jawgamy - married to jaws; marrying people based off their jaws
jawgooner - jorking it to jaws; enjoying jaws in a (metaphorically) masturbatory way
insmashing (involuntary smashing) - not rape - but accidentally hitting oneself with hammers (possibly this will make one stronger)
ragechad - someone whose rage makes them a chad
lookyap - maybe this is like when you see someone and you’re talking about that person’s appearance. a group of girls talking about another girl’s outfit would be an example of lookyap. people talking about clavicular getting mogged by a chad judge would also be lookyap
foidmaxxing - maximizing the amount of foids one possesses; or possibly maximizing one’s womanhood to become attractive
brogooner - a bro who goons; gooning it to the bros
bromaxxing - maximizing how much of a bro one is; becoming as bro as possible; maximizing the amount of bros you have (getting friends)
brocuck - one is so much of a bro that it makes them a cuck
bropilled - you have seen the way of the bros
straightsmashing - hitting heterosexuals with hammers
rageyap - senseless words spoken in a rage; angry lecturing
jesterslop - content of poor quality about jesters; low quality comedy
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