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you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

is he … you know … open to interpretation?

why do these kittens have the exact same energy as a nest of baby owls

pretty cool ship you've got there. have you considered adding another guy to it though

dude trying to bargain their way onto noah's ark

Yeah I’m chilling out I’m vibing but in a scared way

I’m laid back extremely uncomfortably

Untitled Goose Game but you play as R2-D2 and your job is to ruin the Empires day.

Pissed off i didnt recieve any packages because i didnt order anything. Just unfair

i don’t know what a boat is

If a car was gay

oh cool. love is love

Booty shorts that say this on the ass

sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. as if its my fault