Delusional Garbage

Ran out of gas 30 minutes from our destination

The fueller gave us the wrong amount of gas and then went home so we had to spend an hour trying to get ahold of him so he could come back and fix it

Pilot got arrested on the plane for triple homicide

A man snuck on my plane and hid in the bathroom in an attempt to take the flight even though there were no more seats

A pilot had explosive diarrhea in the cockpit

A dog had explosive diarrhea in the cabin

A wasp was in the cockpit and the pilots freaked out

The cleaning crew broke the plane door

A man accidentally opened the overwing exit (while on the ground)

A man purposefully opened the overwing exit "to practice" (while on the ground)

Somehow never thought about the photographer and -

A capybara with an orange on its head in the annual capybara open-air bath at the Izu Shaboten Zoo 🍊