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9x7 is easily the hardest in the times tables

when you wear a sundress and one of the straps is loose so it slips off your shoulder and u feel… how shall i put this… harlotrous

This is my favorite comic strip of all time. It is so delightful. Even now I’m giggling as I type this

the goblins i was paying to throw rocks at the birds in my garden have fucking unionized

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter

honey get me my passport. im going to leftover pasta city. in the democratic peoples republic of fridge

denied entry at the border for trying to smuggle in undeclared condiments

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

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since the gun emoji was taken from us i’ve just been building my own contraptions

🔩🪠🪔    🧰 it might not look like it but i just got your ass with a thingamajig

why is this reply in the oven

an under-discussed feature of chronic illness + pain is how fucking boring it is. Like I know that I will get better and stop hurting if I lie down with my eyes closed in a quiet dark room but holy fucking shit if I do that for five more minutes today I’m going to totally lose my marbles.

My cousin Throckmorton died?????