Jordan: I don’t know how you do that.
Devlin: Do what?
Jordan: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.
Devlin: That’s because you look and sound like the human personification of a warm hug.
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More specifically, (given the rough timelines of all the shows) that Dexter's Dad and Dick are estranged brothers and Prometheus is Dick's illegitimate child.
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Two Preteen's each equipped with highly coveted OP piece of Alien Technology fused to their bodies?
What could possibly go wrong?
i.e. Sari and Kenny are going to give their dads a full head of grey hairs by the end of the week, or Ratchet is a luxury model fresh off the factory line.
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Sari: Would you quit messing with your stupid WATCH already?
Kenny: 1, No.
Kenny: 2. Not a watch.
Sari: Then, what is it?
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Kenny: -And this is why we wait for a proper Teleporter Technician.
Crack at a Paradox and Eon redesign and what an "adult" Albedo might look like.
Though in my headcannon he's got that fixed for the most part at this point (he's only forced into his human form when he get's within the vacinity of Ben or one of his direct offspring).
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Thick as thieves, Rueben and Gregory work hard and play harder.
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Reuben
Age: 17
He/him 🏳️‍⚧️
”Reuben sweeter than sugar” - his mom
the dad friend of the group
tends to break the tension with a corny joke or a terrible pun to draw the focus away
inherited his father’s love for piloting
(not a good combo for his parents stress levels)
wears contact lenses or prescription shades
Close friends with Danny Test-Utonium and Tyrone Fulbright (form the Teddybears- as dubbed by their peers)
Happily dating Abigail Marzipan
Numbuh 5200, Supreme Commander, former Sector Leader
Status: Decommissioned*
Number 52 for the Gizmos
Gregory
Age: 15
he/him (though he’s rather indifferent to pronouns tbh)
smart alec
hyper- is constantly moving
mouth runs before he thinks 90% of the time
genius inventor, poor executor of plans
his problem is that he has a million ideas a minute so he just grabs the first one he finds and runs with it whether it’s a good idea or not
tends to work on trial and error (and error and error and-)
can get easily over stimulated by textures so he wears gloves almost all the time
goggles are prescription
he used to have a fear of heights but after falling three stories he realized that it wasn’t so bad (long story- it was mostly Hoagie’s fault but everything turned out ok and. No one was hurt)
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Jib
Age: 18
Son of Ed, Nephew of Sara
he/him
Proud ballet dancer
Inherited his family's abnormal strength and appetite
a bit smarter that his father but just as loud and rambunctious
has been held back several grades due to low performance in class
Best friends with Jr
Eddy Jr. McRich
Age: 14
he/him
Son of Eddy McRich (Eddy had his name legally changed when he was an adult in an attempt to garner more fortune with mixed results)
Taught everything there is to know about “fleecing pigeons” from his father, Jr. is regularly scamming the Cul de Sac out of their allowance
Charming and suave, he can convince you to buy your own shoes off your feet if you let him talk to you for more than a minute
However, his short temper and large ego are quick to ruin this, something that's only gotten worse with his teen years
was "King" of the Cul de Sac back before the old residents moved back
Little respect for others and their property
Skilled ventriloquist (uses Eddo for his acts)
Tiffaney
Age: 15
Daughter of Jimmy, a once renowned fashion designer until the Crumpled Velvet Vest incident
when she was little she was very frail and constantly getting sick and injured
while she has grown out of this, she is still acustomed to being treated "reverently" and like she is the only girl in the world
Which she technically had been before the "new" kids moved in
she is very good at getting people to do what she wants, especially with her looks and “modest” resources
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Character Stats I’ve been meaning to add but forgot and probably won’t get to for a while cause this has already been in my drafts for like 8 months and I wanna post it so here’s a keep reading so that when I eventually edit this it’ll redirect to my blog with the “original” freshly edited post
Tanner
age: 16
he/him…
Number 12 on the [find name for Soccer team]
on the field, Tanner is a bright, confident and competent player, but off the field he is incredibly clumsy
is always finding himself in uncomfortable/awkward situations
is signed up for almost every sport that he can be but the only one he really enjoys is Soccer (partially due to how supportive the team is)
wants to quit but also doesn’t want to disappoint his dad
honestly he’s rather be doing dance with his sister than anymore sports but was shot down by his dad when he brought it up the one time
eventually she realizes she’s a girl but she doesn’t know how to bring it up to her dad- or even if she should at all given his past history reagarding Tanner’s interest in more feminine things
Paisley
Age: 9
she/her
the little sugar plum Princess of fury
In ballet- wants to be a boxer (she doesn’t hate ballet per se- she’s just rather be in the dojo next door)
wants to join the KND but Oakley won’t tell her how to join
Olof
Age: 15
he/him
one of the many grandsons of Sheperd
has a goat named Gloria and a sheep named Cloud
a skilled fiber crafter
stress whittles (carved his own shepherd staff when he was 6)
a cheerful fellow, he could happily spend the day tending to his and his families animals
Hates the texture of dirt (specifically dry dirt, as mud doesn’t seem to bother him,
potential recruit for the Gizmos (if Kaiden can figure out how to convince him that ice skating isn’t that hard or scary)
confident in his skills, but easily flustered by his social feaux paes
Defensive about his “weird” habits (his abnormal strength, love of meat, strange expressions, his old way of dressing, etc)
though he loves his family, he I had mixed feelings on their strange traditions, much to the chagrin of his father
he tends to try and hide it rather than explain it, never inviting people over and even occasionally claiming his fathers an accountant
His sister Heidi (whom he was closest to) felt the same way and ran away when they were 12 (he was 11), never to be seen again
this heartbreak almost divided the family, but they kept it together barely
Operative Numbuh 8642 (Keeper of the Hamsters)
Weapon of Choice: M.I.S.S.O.L.E. (Shoe Gun)
Status: Decommissioned
Recruited alongside Numbuh 2468 (Status: MIA) by Numbuh 88^2 during a rescue mission
Rowan
Age: 15
they/them
constantly spacing out- lives in their own world
sculptor (like scrounding the junkyard for parts for his pieces)
offers strange pieces of advice that 2/3 times work like a charm
stoner buddies with Mason
superhero fan; favorite hero is Rex.
Never seen without their jacket. They supposedly has a tattoo that they’re hiding from their parents but nobody had ever seen it
while they’re not mean to their little brother they arn’t exactly putting much effort into him
They has a deep burning indifference to him, if not a mild irritation
Oakley
Age: 11
talks nonstop (even in his sleep)
Operative Numbuh 1424: Security and Defense Specialist
Their mama's didn't raise no pansys, and they certainly didn't raise no deadbeats.
Easton and Weston Kanker, along with their cousin Mason are the Cul de Sac's surprisingly polite nuisances from the trailer park
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Easton
Age: 17 (3 hours older than Weston)
he/him
works part time at his Aunt Marie’s Autobody shop and part time at the Go Kart track
it’s technically supposed only be 13+ but let’s younger kids in if bribed properly
has no idea what he wants to do with his life and that sort of terrifies him, especially as senior year comes closer and closer
anxiety-> shorter temper (especially with the younger crowd)
grows his hair out to let Weston experiment on it
Weston
Age 17
he/she
works at his Ma’s hair salon
is a very skilled beautician and wants to drop out of high school to go straight to beauty school but her ma and aunts won’t let her
used to test experimental haircuts and on the kids in the Cul-De-Sac (whether they wanted it or not)
dye’s Mason’s hair
Mason
Age 14
he/it
Number 22 on the Superstars, third Base
Car maniac- spends most of his time either at his mom’s Auto Body shop, scrounging around the junkyard for parts, or finding odd jobs to help save up for parts
trying to repair an old van he found in the ol’ junkyard so he can drive it when he gets his license
If he’s really strapped, he’ll just steal the part from another person’s vehicle
Unlike the rest of his family, he acts mellow and laidback
It takes a lot to shake him up, however once he is upset it takes just as much effort to calm him down (his a Kanker HissyFit)
the “Cool Kid” on the block
Stoner friends with Rowan
Superhero fan
this led him to take self defense classes with Rowan