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Great Alastor, altruist, died for his friends???

BUT LOOK AT THIS

Shes holding him like she's his mother 🥺 Such a Mama's boy and we're eating it up

#a few months ago i witnessed a huge ass raven violently yank a fast food bag out of an over stuffed trash can, then started munching fries

#then noticed the sweet and sour sauce that was half opened. Dipped the fry and ate it. looked like it had a religious experience.

#according to Google birds can taste sweet and sour so that raven just unlocked a whole new world of taste i think about this at least weekly

#also the raven was trying to scare off every other bird in the area the whole time, their fucking fries

#we were on a roadtrip for somewhat urgent reasons but my dad and I just sat in the van watching this happen for multiple minutes dumbfounded

“Your mom” gone wrong. Not the right person.

Seeing all the works are... WOW