i'm gonna commit not alive

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling

The begininng is so misleading

Pete Wentz off the shits again

My lipgloss is poggers my lipgloss is cool all the boys be simpin i peg them after school

here’s my question……………if an animal was extremely endangered, like borderline almost extinct…..could beast boy……y’know…..

you all ignored this so im bringing it back

Yes. He could.

yeah, he can turn into fucking dinosaurs so of course he can turn into near extinct animals. fuck kinda question is this?

still can’t believe netflix managed to get batman, spiderman, bucky and pennywise all in one crazy dark yeehaw film .... amazing

men not wanting to wear a mask is a female trait why tf u want ur mouth free?? to suck dick?? 🤨

why does she will be loved by maroon 5 make me feel……..like that

can someone transcribe this? I have auditory processing issues.

Please. A transcription would be nice.

Now with transcript!

Damn. Really powerful and beautifully drawn.

after all of this is over we're supporting every single john boyega movie. or series. or whatever. if he's there for 3 secs we're watching that shit. every single thing. this man's not losing his career on my watch.