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2005 was a simpler time

her name is denise

If having sex for money makes you a prostitute wouldn’t having sex for free make you a nonprofit organization.

Sleep paralysis is weird… you’re awake but your body literally can’t fucking do anything, your brain is going “back to sleeeeeep” but your survival instincts are saying “DON’T GO BACK TO SLEEP OR YOU’LL FUCKING DIE” you end up being this creature that’s half way to an anxiety attack but literally can’t do anything about it… mother nature why did you design this shitty animal

And then your brain projects a demon into your room because why not?

Brain: this situation isn’t hellish enough I’m gonna add some uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh…satan

man i feel sorry for you guys. The first and only experience i’ve had with sleep paralysis was literally just a bunch of fucking ants crawling all over my body, but like it was a poorly looped gif of ants and as soon as I realized when the ants reset to their original position, they started floating off my body in chunks and clipping through my bed. Hands down one of the top 5 funniest things to happen to me.

It seems you were suffering from sleep bethesda

the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

“Now do me a favor and die” is such a powerful statement.

you idiots always complain about skyrim like ohh the dungeons suck the story suck yadda yadda thats bc ur not supposed to DO any of that dumb shit! ur supposed to roam naked and free and sneak into houses to make soup! it’s a soup game!