Children, behave.

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

Hairy nerdy boys I have a shiny new video game for you it’s right over here 🪤

Happy International Working Women’s Day!

(about a problematic ship) actually i think the power dynamics should get more unbalanced and they should have less respect for each other's autonomy and they should violate more boundaries and commucate worse and fuse together in a tangled mass of tragedy until the lines between them blur and vanish and they are one single unified embodiment of unending worship

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

the worst part is I can't dare ask her that last question because then she might say something like "You don't remember, do you?" and pull out a katana and obviously I'm not stupid enough to take that risk

I cannot be trusted as a little spoon I WILL be grinding my ass into your crotch