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stop the presses: this new metroidvania has announced it is "combat-focused"

when asked what differentiates new roguelite project "Knight Souls" from other games in the genre, developers explained that the game is played by electronically manipulating the program in response to visual feedback. cutting edge graphics will be produced through use of screen technology

It's weird to think about how long Undertale has existed by now and how influential it's been on contemporary indie creatives. For example, Gooseworx (Amazing Digital Circus) was originally popular for making Undertale remixes. Joel G (ENA)'s first video uploads are Undertale fan animations. Even the Deltarune guy started off making Undertale stuff

Soulsborne games should have a leftie mode where your secondary weapon is in the right hand and your dexterity stat is called sinistrity

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

imagine if when id software were making DOOM they worried gamers wouldnt like it because it wasnt enough like secret of monkey island so they made it an adventure game where the only possible combination of item and action was 'SHOOT ENEMY with BULLET' and they called it 'adventure with gun' and this was the standard for shooters for the next ten years

i think it's so funny wehave like letters and whatever from Tolkien talking about how he fucked up with the orcs. it's ao funny

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