its wide girl winter- moving to @milfpopplio

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

can we please start sexualizing derpina again i hate that stupid fucking wojak egirl

sent an email without exclamation points #mean #meanie #meancore #evilgirl #hurtingyou #indifferent #gayandrude

Sensitive white boy on a quest for truth

itd be very funny if etho didnt post his pov and said that his audio got corrupted or something. we would know he got too embarrassed bc he died so many times so pathetically

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

I think the silliness is spreading to my lungs

call him chicken the way i want his breasts and thighs

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes

One man's boob is another man's binkie

Dragged away from the wet food convention for losing my marbles at the anchovy booth

JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull

I open this webbed site and every time I am informed that a new calamity has befallen my boyfriend. I keep entrusting you guys with his care and what do you do? You put him in the instant pot with a 1:1 water ratio, press the rice button and cook him until he's fragrant and fluffy