cray(on)!!!

don't care + didn't ask + get real + you're no longer a child + who cares about your lonely soul + our little lives don't count at all

the results came back: the doctor says the beating of my heart echoes the beating of the drums

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

do i think that ttrpg’s are about having a fun silly goofy time with your friends? yes.  do i think it’s inherently vulnerable to sit down and commit to telling a story with your friends where you don’t even know the ending, that it takes trust in each other to let luck in and guide you through the narrative? of course. is it also about bullying the absolute shit out of each other through five layers of narrative distance? i don’t make the rules, but yes.

guys not to alarm anyone but i feel like lamarque is ill and fading fast

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

himbeeren ? nein danke, ich esse nur herbeeren #feminismus

WTF (where's the feta?)

LMFAO (love my feta and olives)

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

i love you rice with some bullshit

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore