Clover Swan

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I got a promotion at work AND didn't get screamed at by any customers today. Thank you, oh mystical potato of luck!

i love how this works no matter the result

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

IM DEAD Obi wan is roasting him alive, AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣

now that’s what I call SLUDGE

Radioactive werewolf boyfriend

BRUH

POV: your giant eldritch boyfriend just orgasmed

Y'all.

don’t look at me i didn’t even do it this time

Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

5. how much did i even like kevin, really