Cloud Nine

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

Put on your pants

I respect you in the way a bullet respects the laws of physics

Sooo you think you’re above me but you know deep down that I merely allow you to seem grand?

In other words, subscribe to the philosophy tube patreon!

One, two, three, four, and even five, and even six.

Twelve?

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

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OOPS TOO DEEP

CLIMB

CLIMB

CLIMB

CLIMB

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@caylixnotcalico

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

Mark, my words. *mark brings me a bowl of alphabet soup I begin slowly stirring as I contemplate* thank you mark

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out

Great idea puki

Im trying to find a gif for my current very bad mood. Stop showing me bare ass cheeks

every morning

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

1 is an even number

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

It can??? 0/2=0??

OD numbers huh?

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

YOU FORGOT 5

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

What about it?????

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

21 days away from 2020, folks.

Do you think people in the past realized that their shit was old as fuck?

They probably looked at the wagon wheel and thought to themselves "yeah this is pretty bad"

Or maybe they thought “wow circle” because they aren’t a hater and realized that circles are COOL

I can’t find her where did she go….

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

Cool keyboard 👍

They're adding sorrow to fortnite

That’s not new to the game