cool stuff megan would like

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

smoking my Bigarette

finally. the cigarón

Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand

It's also a very quick way to find out if the person you're talking to is a bigoted asshole.

Had a landlord once react to me asking about “my partner” moving in by saying “partner? Is it a guy or a girl? Wait don’t answer that” and then flew into a rage. His treatment and correspondence only got more hostile, threatening to kick me out, until I left a few months later. I’m straight and he never learned my boyfriends gender lol

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

I got "perfect"

SPECTRUM????

Mastermind

I got "master"

Satisfied...

Mood

hell yeah i got "book"

What the fuck did my own two eyes perceive on this day??

The power this man has. Exquisite

@homosexual-having-tea i literally have no explanation for tagging u i just think u need to see this

Beowulf (2007)

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

Ever notice how symbols sometimes have information in them? And if you read the symbols the information goes into your mind? What's up with that?

i look away. i look away every time

a window into a completely foreign mind to my own. what is an “ironic tote bag”