I'm not Joe Mama.

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

but her appel

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

What the fuck. You talk?

ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now

a coworker saw me do it today and her expression was unreadable

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

Just sleep

There’s no fucking way that works

nearly 30 years I've lived and I'll constantly be surprised by the moon when it's night. I just caught it really large and yellow through the trees and went "good god is that the moon"

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up Wrong at 2:00 AM on the couch in the dark

Fuck them. I’m busy shooting HEAT.

Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

That's the thing about Doing Really Bad you kinda keep it to yourself. And then you start doing a little better & when you try to tell people this the vibe is like "what do you mean you were living in the sewer this whole time are you good?" while you're standing there like Yeah that's not the important part never mind that. I'm literally out of the sewer