s e r e n d i p i t y

oh thanks for the compliment, unfortunately i don’t believe you.

i am full of love and also fatigue

adults disciplining children: i think i will communicate with this brand new human in the loudest, rudest, most obnoxious and socially off-putting way possible

adults disciplining children: i think i will behave in ways that are completely, radically unacceptable in literally any other scenario

adults disciplining children: welcome to earth! for the next ten years i will treat you in ways that i would not dare treat any other person. i do not treat other people this way because i know it is bad and wrong. hope you understand.

girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

Bullshit! I'm gonna sit right here and do nothing and nothing is gonna happen.

thirsty

the death of 8tracks made you all so bad at making playlists i fear. good ship or character playlist is max 16 songs and devastatingly perfectly crushingly curated. it should make sense musically, if not across the playlist, then at least from song to song. GRADIENTS of genre. think about this before you make a 200 song ship playlist that includes both maroon 5 and mitski. Think on it