i'd let it go, i'd let it be

it’s impossible to tell if the Saw franchise is good or bad

*at the club, yelling over the music* tonight is like a saw movie!

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

What. What. What. What.

im gonna pop some.tag

we regret to inform everyone that the world’s most microwaveable hamster has left us for the arms of the lord

thinking about the gender implications of gerald again

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

recession indicator: scam texts are job offers instead of claiming you won money or something