the unexplained inigo fragment

hj wingstreet thinks he’s margaret encino, when really he’s wealwell gotch.

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother

i dont know how you people can listen to eminem after he fucked up being a second century warlord so badly

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

i'm headed to the devil's sacrament later if anyone needs anything