Concept: updated Adeptus Mechanicus where instead of being based on 1980s computer nerd stereotypes meets the Catholic Church, theyβre inspired by 2020s AAA game dev corporate culture meets Scientology.
Instead of devolving into filthy basement-dwelling mutants, their leadership consists of a pack of smirking Elon Musk style techbros. Still just as incapable of meaningful human connection, but for completely different reasons!
(Theyβve still got chrome, of course; imagining what cyborg god-priest Elon Musk would look like is left as an exercise for the reader.)
Phineas T. Ratchet would like a word
























