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a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

reblog this post to help a child break the law

oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law

When I saw this movie I felt like it was written by a 12 year old in the best way The main characters all live in a house together. They are also in a band (that sings about friendship), do martial arts, go to school, and ride around in a single car. It's weirdly earnest and makes very little sense. The acting? Is not good. The Writing? Maybe worse. And yet it's compelling. You will care about this roving band of himbos.

Fascists get months and these guys get decades....just incredible how far the USA has fallen.

[cut to a kiosk on legs, sipping a boba, while wandering into the nearest forest on chicken legs]

Oh my goodness you're my hero this is so beautiful

Holy fuck my job got fan art

just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

The main comic is Important to me, this is my first time seeing the add on and while I'm not surprised I am disappointed it was needed. My Mom has Feelings and Opinions on my not shaving. It's been years. This weekend she looked at my legs, sighed and point blank said "Can't you just shave?" as if wearily asking me to just put a toilet seat down. "No" "Just the bottom half. It looks more attractive" I reign myself in from going off about how I do not exist to be attractive "**No**" She keeps pressing. My spouse doesn't like it (I challenge her to go ask him herself since she won't believe me that he does not, she insists he just won't admit it) if I HAVE to leave my legs all hairy and gross I should cover them up ("You wouldn't ask brother to would you?" I watch her do the mental math and choose to try and lie because otherwise she had to admit she's wrong) and that it's a silly thing for me to be political about. Thank you chorus of lesbian angels reminding us all to hold the line and be true to ourselves despite social pressures. I will do my best to dyke this place up so it's a little easier for the next folks to gender freely.

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.