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People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

huge fan of how percy, one step away from godhood, decided to win in the most human way possible in tlo. huge fan of how percy's decision to trust in annabeth and hand the dagger to luke is the human way of winning, as opposed to choosing to continue the fight, and how that makes zeus' offer of godhood seem ridiculous after the fact. huge fan of how percy chooses neither mortality (avoiding his demigod life with rachel) nor immortality (seeking glory by defeating luke the traditional way/literally becoming a god) and instead chooses to stay in the weird middle ground of having one foot in both worlds (being a demigod), and how, in doing so, he chooses annabeth (his tether to the mortal world as he bathes in the river styx to gain his near-immortality). which makes it really unfortunate when in hoo, the curse of achilles--

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

and a very joyous feral hog day to all who celebrate.