People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

convincing conservative alcoholics to support public transit by pointing out how much easier drinking would be

imagine if you didn't have to spend $30 on an uber or piss off your wife asking her to pick you up from the bar. imagine if there was a convenient train and/or bus to take you home. now imagine if it was free because the government is paying for you to drink more.

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

as a member of the lgbt community, it really hurts to hear people say that my "lifestyle" isn't "family friendly". i care a lot about being family friendly. it's very important to me. that's why this month i'm partnering with your mom -

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Pas de pierres, pas de construction. Pas de construction, pas de palais. Pas de palais, pat'patrouille.