me every time tumblr updates: what hideous and unusable monstrosity has the clown patrol foisted upon us this time
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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me every time tumblr updates: what hideous and unusable monstrosity has the clown patrol foisted upon us this time

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Emily Wilson has inadvertently created a fascinating new way to categorize basically any visual media ever made
Odyssey movie terrible and stupid dhmu 😔😔😔
Miss u guys so so bad btw. Sowwy I haven’t been on here lately twitter has a dark and sick grip on my soul.
Currently on a trip w birdie & co. Someone thought I was Birdie’s mom so I fear that means I am “over the hill” and “unc” and “look old enough to have a teenager.” Suffering terribly from some combo of dehydration/altitude sickness which happens to me any time I set foot somewhere less humid than God’s Country (Virginia USA #virginitywin). Keep forgetting about the altitude and accidentally getting buzzed off on 1 beer. Probably not helping the Sickness. About to go to some hot springs.
Forced to go on a 2 hr hike thru the desert for work (hater of sand and hiking) & self soothing by imagining how much less grace Peter Wiggin would handle the situation with

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Dr odyssey best show on television for many reasons. Chief of which is the scene of the main characters having a threesome immediately being followed by a smash cut to a black screen with the suicide hotline number on it
Rewatching doctor odyssey. Can you believe they canceled the greatest show on television
[Image description: tweet by anu (@/anuatluru) which says "there should be a 'take your friend to work day' so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from their work stories." End description.]
wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

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In loving memory of the semester of college where all I did was beg our campus tour guides to give tours of campus
And then there was a mass shooting and it was my job to email people like “hi sorry we have to cancel your tour. There was a school shooting and they’re still looking for the guy that did it 🤷♀️”
In loving memory of the semester of college where all I did was beg our campus tour guides to give tours of campus
friend just came out with the blazing hot take of “it’s not incest if it’s twins”
Friend: yeah, the only people who visit North Korea are kind of crazy
Kate: yeah, like Otto von Bismark!
Reader, she meant Otto Warmbier
Real exchange my roommate just recounted to me:
therapist: do you have a safety net in place in case you start feeling suicidal?
kate: yes. my roommate is going to take me to Whole Foods and then read me Ender’s Game.

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Dump your boyfriend and master the art of sudoku instead
cant wait for eg to get popular in like a decade’s time and everyone is like ten times woker and stuff
yesterday i had a thought along the lines of this like dude it's 2026 why are we all here