it's ur boy

HM, I WONDER WHAT THE JOKE IS

[The following advertisement is intended for the Trojans only.] It’s free. Horse! We’re giving you a horse. It’s free! We’re giving you a wood horse its an equine, free! It’s a FREE HORSE for you Troy! This is free Horse. Well ya gotta bring it inside but the horse is free four legs, no soldiers inside. It’s free! You unlock the door to your city we GOT you the HORSE! It’s a bighorseitsfreeithasahumansizeddoorintheback. I’m not dragging this around all day ITS Y O U R HORSE free, big horse I’ll pee my pants Troy, come get your DAMN horse ITS A FREE HORSE Troy, I got real estate Troy, does it get better than this Troy THE HORSE IS FREE Troy THE HOUSE IS FREE it’s a FREE FUCKING HORSE!

i’m sitting at a starbucks in barnes n noble and there’s a small family w a little baby and the baby went “SCREEEEEEEEEgdblbghlb” and the dad goes “HEY! what does that even mean”

he’s been split into his Law half and his Chaos half and his friends set them up on a blind date to fuse him back to normal

the forbidden sign

Me, an ancient Greek: beith thereius or beith Squarius

I want an estate with a lot of beautiful bushes and vegetation, and a well paid groundsman who tends to them and because I’m a good boss I know his family personally and treat his kids as if they were my own.

Make sure you include his kids’ education in the compensation package. It’s the way these things need to be done

His kids education will be taken care of in the form of his salary. I ain’t Jeff Bezos nigga.