Golden Epitaph

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

I’m having a stroke

Huh, must've been the wind

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

(lying in the mud in the aftermath of a bloody battle, fevered and delirious in the throes of death) my amazing digital gut wound 😀

& the ravens wheeling on high begin their gentle descent

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

most weapons forged against me will in fact prosper but please don’t do any of that and instead be nice to me