big dick energy

"there's no wrong way to consume a piece of media" yes there is

Yeah that’s why they made Switch cartridges taste bad.

coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory

fishing; the thinking man's gacha

I have watched that second photo so many times

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

[Image description: the first image is a picture of two colourful sea slugs made of glass, positioned to be touching noses. The other images are screenshots of Tumblr tags, which respectively read, “They are about to kiss”, and, “Yooo, they’re about the kiss! Let them kiss!” End image description]