RapSkullion!

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

their what now?

their ‘bussy’ you might say

i might not.

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

I have, like .... seventeen uses for this. Where do I get one?

fuck dude it sure is

Just in case we forget

I'm the birb that's into it.

The original Stargate movie amuses me because the writers looked at their glasses-wearing nerd with allergies and went “you need a cute love interest”, and then they looked at their grim, strong-jawed soldier and went “you need an unruly pack of teenage boys who have imprinted on you like baby ducklings despite only being able to communicate with you through mime”, and do you know what? They were 100% correct.