extremely annoying strain of latent ableism that takes the form of persistent "it's bad when people do things that are easy and don't do things that are hard" rhetoric made only more annoying by the fact that if you point this out people will immediately rush to tell you that obviously op was only talking about people who can do the hard thing and simply choose to do the obviously inferior soul-rotting easy thing instead, so you see it totally isn't ableist

"Be true to your self and celebrate being genuine and free" Fuck Off . There is no self . Youre making it up . Thats not real . Your rhetorical tricks won't work on me . Thats not real . Theres no such thing as being genuine . Theres actually no difference between lies and truth , when the self is concerned . Shut up . Stop trying to trick me

my 5 year plan? find the energy to use my human body to participate in the world in some form or fashion

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

big loud incorrect buzzer noise that plays after every social interaction i have

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP