please watch this i cant stop thinking about it
they are eating and drinking sooo many items
Thats why they're fucked up in the crib
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please watch this i cant stop thinking about it
they are eating and drinking sooo many items
Thats why they're fucked up in the crib

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if I see sword grandma one more time I'm banishing her to the shadow realm
WHY.
Assorted cheese hellβ¦β¦β¦yes
welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday
my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i canβt escape from instinctively saying shit like βim gonna shake a towerβ
oh βmeeking a smeeβ made me feel like i was being fucking tazed
theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

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2023
1. COMMIT TO THE BIT
2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION
3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES
For those who are like- huhβ¦ hereβs a translation
1) Be funny/ continue the online joke: persona you are conveying ( Think Gorbachev)
2) Have sex/fuck someone ( It is specifying say straight sex but we can ignore that part on tumblr)
3) Partake in self care
STRAIGHT SEX? IM TALKING ABOUT MAKING THINGS WITH YOUR HANDS, RIVALING PROMETHEUS IN HIS IDEA TO BREATHE LIFE INTO CLAY. IM TALKING ABOUT TRANSFORMING YOUR BODY IN YOUR IMAGE TO MAKE IT TASTE SWEETER, LIKE WATER INTO WINE. IM TALKING ABOUT PICKING UP THE PIECES AND CREATING SOMETHING NEW, TO FINISH WHAT THE COWARD FRANKENSTEIN NEVER TRULY STARTED.
STRAIGHT SEX??????
my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didnβt throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.
anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said βsorry for farty rocking π₯Ίβ
this is what she looked like
Okay, I think I found the "scout" bot account that followed me. I blocked it early this morning and haven't received any more bot follows since then (before I was getting two to three every 12 hours).
To explain, in the previous bot plague it was discovered that individual upticks in bot follows happened after you were followed by a scout account. These were a bit difficult to find because they weren't empty accounts; they often (but not always) have default avatars, but sometimes had a tagline and background, convincing usernames, and had just enough reblog activity that a cursory scroll through their account wouldn't get them instantly blocked. They were really difficult to suss out unless you didn't have many followers and could inspect every recent follow. The telltale signs for the ones I always find are that:
They don't have anything in common with my interests, even though they follow me,
They never tag or comment, or the tags are suspiciously generic with no personality or system,
They followed me without any interaction (a human *usually* tends to like/reblog a bunch of your stuff before following)
(Had to see this on desktop) Their reblog activity is centered around the date they followed me, and does not extend far beyond that.
If you have the time and inclination, look through your followers list (gonna say since the Twitter exodus started, so late October/early November), on desktop if you can, and inspect your recent followers.
I just looked through my recent followers and noticed that one of them had the default avatar, but otherwise didnβt match the spam format. No reblogs, but what I checked their likes they had liked every recent thing in the βpassβ tag. On first glance it looked random, but then I realized the commonality. Further back it looked like they had liked everything in a different tag. I wonder if itβs a way to mimic normal userβs behavior.
Maybe. The reblogs on scout accounts are definitely intended to, but someone with likes and no reblogs could just be one of those new accounts that are reluctant to reblog because they don't realize how tumblr works. Either way, block freely if you're suspicious, and if you notice a drop in bot activity then you were likely right. Of course you kind of have to not care about follower count as much as quality. I certainly don't; I'd rather be followed here by people who genuinely like my taste in stuff than salivate over "number goes up".
I found it! (I also figured out why I was having so much trouble searching my own blog, so bonus)
The tumblog that helped to organize the efforts against the bot infestation back in 2018 was @purgethebots!
There is a lot of good info archived on that account, although some of it may not be applicable anymore due to site updates and whatever new tricks the bot farmers have picked up. It's probably worth a read since there are so many new people here.
(Update/full disclosure: I still got *one* bot follow today and yesterday, concurrent with what I believe may have been two more scout accounts, but that in a 48-hour period compared to 4-5 per day is a welcome reprieve.)
So I did a little comment/notes backreading from the @purgethebots account, and one of the useful bits of info is the url to the bot farmers' forums. (I won't post those, but if you read through the replies of the post with the first screenie of the bot farmer whose accounts got mass-banned, a few forum sites are mentioned).
Unfortunately I didn't even know what to do with that info even in 2018, except read to see what difficulty our campaign was causing them and get an inkling of understanding of how the bots worked.
From what I understand, it was always about farming link traffic to make money from whatever porn site, or maybe phishing (I don't know since I never click the links), but it seems they are trying to do this as more passive income so it's probably typical link-clicky ad revenue bs. It appears they are scraping comments and follower lists for accounts to follow (possibly from the scout accounts, or people whose follower lists are visible). This means they're latching onto posts and accounts with lots of interaction and big followership, same as before.
They've learned against polluting the comments of popular posts--except the "sugar daddy" and "pill dealer" bots, but they're a minor nuisance compared to what we faced in 2018, where like every 5th comment was a pornbot (and they actually used to reblog and paper over people's posts)--being blank blogs renders them more or less invisible. The only recommendation I can give is to report 100% of porn bot accounts as spam and block on sight.
shrimb.
is there anything better than an ancient greek hedgehog figurine? i think not
Not to counter, but rather bring up in equal measure, I present Ancient Egyptian Hedgehog figure:Β
Itβs blueβ¦ humanity really has spent thousands of years making the same goddamn shit huh
The Egyptian hedgehog is my favorite, but this one from Iran comes in at a close second.
Look at the wheels! The symmetry! The little snub nose! Somebodyβs kid, you just know, was absolutely obsessed with these things and wore their parent down until finally mom or dad was like fine, FINE, I will make you a hedgehog. (A super fast hedgehog that you can race with, cause itβs on wheels.)
Since for some reason, this reblog chain doesnβt include the Greek hedgehog, here it is.
Centuries of humanity goingΒ βLook at this funny little guy.β

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a mini cat tree for a tiny arachnid kitty
Holy shit this is so cute, it actually didn't even startle me, it's exactly like watching a tiny kitten that just has extra legs.
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Tall golden retriever gf vs small black cat gf
favorite genre of cat is those skrinkled little orange kittens who look like they just saw the face of god but forgot it a little short of 10 seconds later
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the fact those british biscuits are called "digestives" is so stupid to me. yeah i fucken hope they are. why dont you just call them poopables

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Sooo this happened on tiktok
And the comments are gold
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WHO called 7 inches a "dicklet" truly the size queens are causing a brain rot. Bring back that thing about vacation dick vs boyfriend dick.