retribution

I just saw an email walking around outside

they’re horrors to YOU, however i’m turned on by them

oh i get it now the torment is eternal

Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your evil clown dinner

dont care didnt ask plus my psychic visions have predicted the outcome of this encounter

if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phone

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

bitches whose music taste is "whatever sounds good" will be like "i'm really into this band" because they liked more than 1 of their songs

cynthia really wore that heavy black faux fur coat to hawaii bc she refuses to compromise her aesthetic yet she also shows her cleavage despite living in -20 degree weather at all times…she squared up to fight giratina herself in generations and she went into the distortion world to tell cyrus to go fuck himself and then stood there and let a 12 year old beat his ass cause she just couldnt be bothered? plus she fucking annihilated the goth/prep binary with her dark and brooding yet sexy elegant blonde bitch look god QUEEN!!!!