Classic Rants

i can't fucking deal with toxic fans anymore. if you're still supporting h*nry b*lingbroke honestly just block me. he LITERALLY d*posed richard the second and refuses to ransom edmund mortimer which is,,,, literally so fucking problematic?? plus i heard somewhere he was going to make a voyage to the holy land to wash the blood off his guilty hand but so shaken as he is, so wan with care, he decided not to go which is uhhh,,, fuckin yikes.

I think we need to cancel henry iv guys

The suppression of heresy act was kinda problematic 😬

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

victor hugo was out of paris when his beloved novel les misérables was first published, so he telegraphed his publisher “?” to inquire about the book’s reception, to which his publisher promptly responded, “i still think you should have made inspector javert an elf girl”

full offense but mina didn't spend the last fucking quarter of the novel doing literally every single fucking thing she could to keep herself in good spirits after her assault (even after she's been deemed unclean by the heavens) and taking everything dracula forced on her (especially the telepathic link) and turning it against him to help her loved ones kick his fucking ass just for dracula adaptations to go "but what if they had a sexy dark romance <3 what if she was the reincarnation of his dead wife <3" what if you go fuck yourself. what then

King Arthur slept through the Norman Conquest, Edward I’s annexation of Wales, the Wars of the Roses, the English Civil War, World Wars I & II, etc. etc. BUT if Prydain had another giant monster boar crisis, you best believe his ass would be up and rearing to go. 🙄

born to boar hunt, forced to be the once and future king

Britain never has to worry about roving packs of 30-50 feral hogs swarming their small children