Magenta

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

Happy Friday the 13th followed immediately by Valentine's Day to Gomez and Morticia Addams

my body is a machine that makes headaches

today is friday the 13th just like the movies

Durarara is a show about the roles a magic soul stealing sword, an Irish faerie, a really strong guy, and an asshole play in the lives of high school students trying to end gang violence through gang violence

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

unfortunately i do think i am in fact doomed forever but at least there’s movies and music and idk probably some other things too

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me