what happens to the holes when the cheese is gone?

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

For those confused, these were made to line the tomb of the Great Khan Todd Howard and serve as his eternal vanguard as his spirit assails the gates of Heaven to reclaim his stolen Godhood

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

This is SUCH a cool one-to-one

I've found cat tumblr and can't seem to get away ...

“drop the damn towel kennedy!” he’d say…and we’d cheer, oh we’d cheer…

[ID: a photoset of a white cat playing, jumping, walking, and sitting in blue and red, and green and red lighting. /End ID]

A Funky Boy