Trofe

(Doing phrenology on Hey Arnold) This boy loves sports

new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

The thing about the Bible is that if it's not literal then what's Jesus' deal

I don't take the Bible literally, I only believe that man's inherent sin (?) could only be forgiven (?) by spilling the son of God's blood (?)

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

Every time I get told that I shouldn’t do something, after already having done the thing, but the other person doesn’t know that I’ve already done the thing, I think of the expression of the dog in that one comic when it’s being asked what it has in its mouth and it’s a whole 🥚 egg