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he’s too pretty just look at his precious face 😫😫 (my knees are weak)

#star wars #captain rex #clone trooper #tcw #tcw rex #star wars the clone wars

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an-atlas-or-other

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

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snahhil

So I finished Clone War ;-;

I'm still recovering

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Order 66

bisexualvader

Anakin Skywalker in Revenge of the Sith

mrkestis

Friendly reminder that most clones didn’t know about the inhibitor chips. It makes Cody’s ”we make our own decisions, our own choices, and we have to live with them too” hit a bit harder.

c-e-d-f

Something I KNOW happens on the Marauder is the constant struggle of “Wrecker closed this container/tightened this bolt/etc and now he’s not here and I can’t get it unscrewed.” Wrecker does try his best to remember! He’s just very strong okay!

stealthetrees

Actually I still think it’s funny if Fox was getting fucked over by palpatine because of his own actions. Palpatine is still desperately trying to avoid being discovered as a sith but Fox keeps finding his secret hideouts and popping up in his bedroom in the middle of the night and ambushing him when he’s sneaking around so, yeah, palpatine may have done a little sith torture, a little mind control, but honestly who wouldn’t on his situation?

Commander Fox is a very accomplished soldier, but his men are starting to think he’s not all there. After all, what kind of moron repeatedly tries to assault an old man that can shoot lighting out of his hands? Because everyone knows people from Naboo have special powers, otherwise Jar Jar Binks wouldn’t be Like That, and Amidala is always getting out of dangerous situations without a scratch.

‘Really, Fox you should leave the Chancellor alone’ they tell him. And Fox grumbles because he still doesn’t have any concrete proof that he’s doing anything wrong other than fraud, tax evasion, and money laundering, but those are clearly legal for government employees cause everyone’s doing that.

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izzieedraws

Glowstick Jedi🌟

imagine not needing a lamp bc your jedi starts to glow outta nowhere

anonswritingdump

turns out surgery recovery leads in an influx of memes, so here are some “a rearrangement in command” text posts that wouldn’t leave my head

read here!

emziess

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring dir. Peter Jackson (Released 19 December 2001)

agoddamn

I still want to write the fic where an outsider has all these preconceptions about what the Force is and then goes into a room with a bunch of Jedi who are tearing into each other like bitchy old academics.

“Ooh, look at Master Structuralist over here with his ever-so-deep ‘everything is attachment actually’ reading”

“I don’t want to hear that from someone who calls every new opinion ‘new depths of their relationship with the Force’”

“The Jedi Order is a social construct–”

“Could you stuff the po-mo and pick up a book once in a while? These aren’t new ideas! You are not a pioneer because you asked one question!”

“I think you could all benefit on more reflection on how our rooting in the Force is actually deeply sexual–”

“If I have to hear one more word about lightsabers being penis envy you are going to be one with the Force immediately.”

gershwyndl

#I’m 100% into this and want annual conferences about the force and what it means to be a jedi#everyone keep asking very passive-aggressive questions after every presentations#at one point a lecturer says ‘I know this because the Force told me so’ instead of listing their sources and the whole room groans#a scholar who isn’t force-sensitive shows up and half of the jedi are like ‘who even is this guy’#a LOT of rage is being released in the force at the same time#the only moment everyone in the room makes an appreciative noise is when the lunch break is announced#a huge debate blows up during the break because someone mentions it could be good to invite a nightsister next year#someone storms off mumbling about heresy and not taking part in this debacle @obiwanobi

yes please I need more jedi symposiums with knights who had different views than consulars who have different views than shadows. Temple-centered jedi versus those who lead frequent diplomatic or medical missions versus exploratory and research jedi who spend most of their time in uninhabited wild space and the outer rim.

There is absolutely no way an organization that large doesn’t have factions that understand the force differently–my 15-person philosophy class couldn’t agree on a single thing we read all term.

korben600

Anakin shows up once, pulls up his PowerPoint and it just says “I am the Chosen One.”

The room immediately turns into chaos.

maulusque

dear god why would you leave this in the tags

#Obi wan was pissed that his past presentation on Jedi/Mandalorian cultural parallelism was laughed out#so he put Anakin up to it just to send the room into a tailspin#Anakin LOVED it#he got to sword fight an eighty year old snake#and force chuck a dude into a wall#he officially never misses one of these anymore#every year he just goes up and says the most controversial thing he can to get the room to riot#the year after its ‘the more midichlorians you have the closer you are to the force’#he almost got stabbed by an old monk from the far side of dantooine#for that one#the council keeps letting him speak because it’s way less embarrassing to blame the fights on Skywalker#than admit everyone at an academic conference wants to murder each other#they did get a Nightsister to come to the conference btw#it was very enlightening and everyone liked her#the problem was that Anakin’s presentation that year was#‘master/student bonds are no different than lovers bonds in the force’#and#the Nightsister took REAL offense to that#Anakin is like 30% sure he got cursed#totally worth it for the look on Obi-Wan’s face tho#the Nightsister came back the next year#she brought friends!#they’re not sure if she did that because they were interested in the academics or if she wanted backup to beat the shit out of Anakin#but the council likes both cases#so they see this as an absolute win!

ellie-you-idiot

Yoda was banned and no one will talk about why

willowcrowned

It happened six hundred years ago so no one knows but theories range from “he ate all the snacks” to “he personally instigated a duel meant to settle whether channeling the force through combat meditation is more effective than through regular meditation but the duel got out of hand and everyone but him lost at least one limb”

the truth is that he was never actually banned, he’s just been saying it so he doesn’t have to go. he started all the rumors himself

nightmareglitter

The conference has a no murders, attempted murders or arrests on the behalf of the Republic clause, specifically because of the number of Jedi trying to arrest other Jedi for disagreeing with their theories.

Dooku take advantage of the facts that you are not required to be a Jedi to attend, for his first 10 years post-Order, and the fact that they can’t legally arrest him for the next three.

Anakin is 14 the first time the Nightsister is invited, and is only doing this presentation for the video of Obi-Wan’s face, so that he can bribe Quinlan into giving him speeder parts with it.

Mace loves it, because it’s the one time of year he gets to see Skywalker cause everybody but him a headache.

“I know this because the Force told me so” was Qui-Gon, who uses this as his regular excuse for everything, in this case, as an excuse to be a little shit-stirrer.

elenorasweet

People have been trying to bribe the story of Yoda’s ban from Masters Yaddle and T'ra Saa for literal centuries. They’ve profited so much from this disaster. They fucking love it. Every century or so they let slip some new made-up detail to stoke the fire.

insertclevermonikerhere

The Clone Troopers would be “Just Dance” junkies. Absolutely die-hard fanatics. They would get way too invested, and the medics would try to ban it after every time.

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"I'm a person and my name is Anakin."

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