turn to face the strange

is this happening because i was born

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

having friends is cool until they worry too much and get in the way of your self-destructive tendencies

10:05pm wednesday waayyy past my bedtime,still buzzed off 2 beers from over an hour ago, can NOT remember the third thing i was gonna say, lost all our points last round of trivia. Dont remember the question so dont ask

oh my god the third thing was i haven’t done my duolingo streak yet fuck ill brb

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.