Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

i love a dim lit room!! turn off all big lights!!!

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

we were not born to text we were put on this earth to smoke blunts and jerk eachother off in massive fields of soft grass on a breezy sunny day

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

life feels exactly like this now

can you read me a bedtime post?