"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

you know what they say. Makin pancakes makin bacon pancakes take some bacon and i’ll put in in a pancake bacon pancakes that what it’s gonna make bacon pancake

Someone said “because I carry it well doesn’t mean it’s not heavy” I felt that.

I’ve to learn this

I keep your grandpa on a leash and he likes it too

congratulations tumblr user voidimperatrix on winning its first nickelodeon kids choice award

No babe it’s so hot when U show symptoms of pure insanity

Concept: we are together. you are sleeping with your body wrapped around mine. it is quiet. my mind is calm. we are happy.

expressing love by giving them the bigger half. learning about a topic they’re interested in so they have someone to discuss it with. listening to their music and making them playlists to connect with them. remembering the little details they mention in conversations. little actions that show so much love.

she's a 10 but she loves getting you hard in public

That's why she is a 10

is anyone else like....... exhausted? just way too tired? mentally and physically? and you look at other people your age who seem to be doing fine and you feel so dysfunctional and broken because normal adult tasks and responsibilities just feel way too overwhelming and you can’t cope and

im so scared the rest of my life is gonna feel like this

a conversation about how you feel is not supposed to end in an argument

just realized there was probably a last time i left my ex best friend’s house thinking i’d be back soon enough and i didn’t even know it. my heart is broken.

I accepted it already but it still makes me sad

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

what kind of eyes do y’all have