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Hubbies sharing hobbies.

Rose (obviously).

Marleau has seen Ilya hook up with men before but is just not sharp enough to connect the dots between this info and Montreal Jane.

Svetlana has known since they were kids and connects the dots easily.

Shane's dentist who has seen his soft palate fucking destroyed more often times than not.

Jackie Pike has her suspicions and tried to know more when she planted the words "Jackie has this friend she's fucking hot" in her husband's brain without him realizing and sent him on a mission to the aquarium with the kids to have a quiet afternoon for once. He was useless. And almost lost the kids in a parking lot.

Miles who saw Shane ass up on the ice + the "That's ok babe. Hope shooting is fun!" text over Rose's shoulder + Shane not once looking at Rose's tits in the club.

Every in universe hollanov shipper since rookie season summer before (Shane and Ilya doing a photoshoot together before the season even started, the media labeling them as ~rivals~ ((sports code for fucking nasty)), Shane answering for both of them at the ASG 2011 press conference, etc etc).

Scott Hunter in 1223 trying to sleep and hearing the whiniest most pathetic (affectionate) "Noooo Hollander I want to fuck youuuu" echo through the walls.

Men's hockey has wildly high divorce rates due to the time away from your spouse, and getting married young often contributes. Hollanov get married around thirty and probably barely get a break from each other. On top of that the decade+ of The Yearning beforehand mean they probably really appreciate it.

Below are 16 recommendations to honestly incredible fics, some of them are really popular and you might already know them but we have over 20K fics in this tag (insane) so I think this list might still be useful for someone.

(Some of these might fit in more than one category, but I choose the one that I belive better represented the fic)

☆ Character study

Compatible by jewelledfoxes

Explicit / 18K / One-shot

Ilya’s blood has always run hotter than Shane's.

Or: Yay Hollanov free use! Everybody cheered!

(It's about sex but it's also about their relationship and I have read it several times totally recommend it)

The Performer by toxotes

Explicit / 14K / One-shot

Sometimes they're curled up on the bed together afterwards and Shane runs his hands up and down llya's body, rhythmic and smooth, touching just to touch. Ilya stunning in the literal sense of the word: Shane is paralyzed by him, struck dumb. Desire may never be a problem here, but understanding is: Ilya feels distant and incomprehensible to Shane.

A cross-section of Shane Hollander's sex life

(It deals with a lot of complicated feeling about sex and attraction and Shane growing up and accepting himself)

Us until You by chaentics

Mature / 10K / One-shot

you, plural.

or: Svetlana has Ilya, and then she does not.

(Svetlana POV on ilya during the whole hollanov situationship)

My 30-Days of Anon HR Freak Shit by Anonymous

Not a One-shot but a series of One-shots (kinda)

(It's really filthy but has really good writing and there's delightful character studies in most of the fics)

☆ AUs that explore Shane and Ilya's relationship with a slight twist (might include magic)

don't leave me this way by frenchleaves

Mature / 36K / One-shot

ilya gets hit on the head during the emergency landing in Tampa and thus begins his week-long stint as a ghost. whatever bad thing that can happen, the proceeds to do so. it's definitely not fun for ilya, and definitely not fun for shane either.

(It's a lovely read and the summary explains it pretty well, you should read this)

for the bible tells me so by vividblossom (dirtymudblood)

Explicit / 17K / One-shot

Shane Hollander struggles to reconcile his faith with his undeniable attraction to a man.

Or a case study in Lust.

(Shane featuring Religious Guilt because why not?)

☆ Time travel (yes it has its own category)

fall in love again and again by Ehlihr (ehlihr)

Mature / 24K / One-shot (kinda)

Chapter 1: Shane wakes up on the same Tuesday over and over again after leaving Rozanov in a rush. Tuesday is his second least favourite day of the week, so he's not really happy about it.

Chapter 2: Ilya notices Shane acts strangely. He just never remembers

(Not a fan of the groundhog day trope but this fic made me reconsider that)

circle back season by Anonymous

Teen / 9K / One-shot

At the cottage, Shane and llya meet eighteen year old Shane Hollander. This is really only a surprise for one of them. Everyone handles it as well as can be expected.

(The time traveler's wife AU basically)

nothing's ever the way that i remember it (i don't want a violent end) by queenofseventeen

Mature / 31K / One-shot

Quietly, in a voice that couldn't disguise his pain, Ilya said, "I already chose you, Hollander." Then so silently that it was barely different from breathing. "Sometimes I wish I hadn't.

(a.k.a llya expresses regret about choosing Shane and Shane gets sent back in time to fix it only in this universe Ilya never came onto him at all.)

(Shane time travels and decides to choose ilya in a different universe)

☆ Hollanov getting outed in different ways

for richer or poorer by lowkey_existential_despair

Explicit / 14K / One-shot

There was a twitter post. A video. The caption said #pissgate. The video started playing automatically, and Ilya saw the nondescript white tile of the Metros locker room, and then the camera peered around a corner, and there he was. There Shane was. It played just long enough for llya to hear himself-say it-and Shane- piss on me. please-before his phone fell from his nerveless fingers and shattered on the concrete.

(I was put off by the watersport tag for a long time until I finally read it and all I have to say it that it deserves to be read even if you aren't into that)

me and my wild boy, and all of this wild joy by colacatenjoyer

Not rated / 4K / One-shot

All in all, it could have been worse.

It's not like you can measure the full length of Shane's dick, or see the exact moment that llya swallows down the mess of spit and his own cum from Shane's mouth after he sucked the life out of him.

It's just, well, everything else.

(A video gets leaked and they deal with the aftermath)

☆ Cute and hilarious and kinda weird (in a good way)

a load of lies by badmetaphors

Gen / 5K / One-shot

BREAKING: Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.

(Featuring Centaurs and Ilya's laundry kink)

Baby By Me by Anonymous

Teen / 7K / One-shot

In which a single misunderstanding spirals into becoming the MHL's greatest secret: Shane Hollander is pregnant.

(Exactly as described in the summary, hockey boys are incredibly stupid in this and it's hilarious)

Teenage Dirtbag by Nullevoy

Teen / 5K / One-shot (but it's part of a series)

Clips and photos of llya's teenage years in Russia get leaked

(Teenage ilya is a menace that wears tracksuits everywhere)

Impacto by ilyacruzeirense

Mature / 16K / One-shot

When Canada's hockey star, Shane Hollander, is your twin brother, it's expected that llya Rozanov becomes part of your life; just not in the way that the public may think.

Or, 5 times that Hudson, Shane's twin, notices something more than a rivalry was happening + 1 one time Ilya finds out that Shane has a brother

(Super weird concept but absolutely fantastic fic 100% would recommend)

Dinner Tonight? by FriPie

Explicit / 15K / One-shot

There was nothing standard about Shane and Ilya's relationship, so it really shouldn't have been so surprising that they had their first date over a decade after meeting each other.

It also shouldn't be surprising that it took roughly five minutes before it turned into a competition.

Shane rolls his eyes and maybe his ears turn a little pink. “The bottom of the lake is gross,” he explains. “Rocks, mud, sticks; you should wear shoes.”

And Ilya, who is used to muscling through most things is weirdly touched by the concern but the shoes are so fucking ugly. “You wear these all the time?” he asks, absolutely delighted.

“Fine, deal with the bottom of the lake—”

“No no,” Ilya says, snatching the shoes. He maybe does it a little too quick, and gets embarrassed, himself. “Was just a question Hollander, jesus.”

They fit Ilya well, but Shane refuses to put his on before he needs to.

“You have extra ugly shoes for guests?” Ilya teases. “Just in case?”

“Those are mine,” he shrugs. “I’m gonna wear my dad’s.”

Which is even more confusingly touching. Ilya and Shane walk down to the water together, Shane with a tote bag of snacks, sunscreen, a soft cooler of drinks, and a stack of two towels. Ilya is utterly charmed by the entire thing. “Gimme something to carry.”

“No, watch where you’re fucking going.”

“Shane.”

“Ilya.”

They get set up on the dock and things quickly devolve from playful conversation to more serious teasing to trying to push each other into the water. Regrettably—or not so regrettably—they end up tumbling in together.

“I beat you,” Ilya taunts when he resurfaces.

Shane shakes water out of his hair. “We fell in at the same time, asshole.”

“Ah, but you were—AH!” Something touches Ilya legs. He nearly jumps out of his skin. “What the fuck!”

“Probably a fish,” Shane shrugs. He’s doing that thing, where he’s smiling but not actually smiling. “Or a plant.” He pauses. “Probably not the snapping turtle, but it’s around somewhere. It’ll bite your dick which is why we can’t skinny dip.”

Ilya looks at him. “There is a turtle that bites dicks??” He not so subtly drifts closer to Shane, gets an arm around his waist and tugs him in. “Where have you brought me?” He teases.

Shane does grin, now. “How’re you liking those water shoes?”

“Yes, fine, they are very good.” Ilya presses a kiss to Shane’s mouth. Then another, then another.

Shane's canonically kind of a selfish guy! Not in a terrible way, he just doesn't really care about stuff outside of his direct sphere. He only gets into philanthropy when there's a direct benefit to him (laundering his relationship). He loves his friends but he's not super caring of them or all that invested in their lives (forgetting Hayden's baby's name is peak). Some of that is he's too wrapped up in his own shit and his secrets but I think a lot of it is just his personality. Shane's not selfish to the degree of it being a personality flaw (see: Shane giving up a day with Ilya to babysit Hayden's kids. I wouldn't have) but he's more selfish than selfless.

We don't hear about him sending signed pucks to sick kids or doing charity with the Voyageurs or that sort of thing. Maybe he's doing it in the background idk. Most likely he's got some assistant in charge of it. But that's not something he spends a lot of mental energy on.

He's not rude or cruel to people, but internally he's a bit judgemental. He sells himself pretty ruthlessly. He’s wealthier than anyone on this website can even comprehend. He’s a landlord.

To get to three cups in a decade Shane’s also got to be very locked in as captain. Like Theriault is this fandom villain (fair) but it just doesn’t make sense to have Shane constantly clashing with him and the Voyageurs and still winning over and over. We see Shane let homophobic comments slide in the locker room and I have to assume that’s his general approach to dealing with things in Montreal. Winning comes first.

Hudson imbued Shane with a lot of gentleness, and the series centring the romance means we see a lot less of Shane when he isn't Ilyamaxxing but book!Shane is incredibly cutthroat. He's impatient, he might not ~showboat~ as much as Ilya does (and he judges him for it constantly) but he's just as much of an attention whore. He isn't just admired because he's Shane Motherfucking Hollander; he's genuinely a bro, he's inaccessible because of his routine and his diet (which gives him major 'you can't sit with us' vibes that he does precious little to counteract, both because he's too wrapped up in his Everything to notice, and he wouldn't care enough if he did).

He's the ice queen, not Ilya. As far as the league, and even his team, is concerned, all routes to Shane Hollander are through excellence, proximity, or work. Ilya and Scott Hunter get the time of day because they're good. Hayden is his friend and Assistant Captain. JJ is a teammate and is sort of the glue of the Voyagers. Rookies get Captain Hollander because he's responsible for them. That's all.

I really like you pointing out how distant and inaccessible Shane is. He lives alone immediately, which is very unusual in hockey, being housed by older players during your rookie contract is almost seen as a guardianship or part of your training. The older players teach the younger guys how to sleep properly and cook good meals and such. Shane doesn't need any of that, he's already locked in. And he's very aware of the distance his talent and routines and diets creates between him and his teammates:

"all routes to Shane Hollander are through excellence, proximity, or work"

Yeah, exactly. Shane is so transactional---he thinks about his diet and routines as input / output. He doesn't eat red meat so that he skates better. He doesn't drink so that his muscle control is tighter. He's obviously an endorsement whore---and in the book it's HIM doing this, not his mom. He wants to be THE Shane Hollander, hockey phenom, and he sees this as a thing he can buy with his effort, his restriction, his repression, and his body. He didn't trip his way into being the greatest of all time, he planned it, piece by piece, and worked his ass off:

And yeah as to the friendships with Hayden and JJ, man. I don't know. I really feel like Ilya is the only person on the planet who gets Shane's platonic intimacy until very late into TLG, when Shane has a sweet moment with JJ. But like even his TLG convos with Hayden are very stilted. Shane makes a super rare vulnerability bid by admitting how he's thought about how tough it would be for him and Ilya to have kids and it flies right over Hayden's head.

These guys are friends because Hayden's his winger and because Hayden doesn't have much of a hockey ego and doesn't get insecure around Shane. That's what's happening there.

People adding in nicknames for Hollander is always funny to me because it feels very deliberate that they don't exist in the book. I think the fans call him all sorts of things, but I don't think a single person in that locker room is calling Shane Hollander by a nickname.

and as a Taehyung bias, ofc i would’ve loved more lines for him, but at the same time, he still manages to stand out..that’s what makes me respect him even more. he adapted to a completely different style so naturally, and his voice adds that depth that balances out the heavier rap parts. even with less time on tracks, he makes it count. and seeing him enjoy experimenting with different genres, especially on something like Into the Sun, just makes it even better. It shows he’s not limiting himself and is actually growing as an artist, which is all you can really ask for.

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

No accusations can be made about them throwing games for each other, because there are several videos of them being super competitive about absolutely nothing. For example, one of the dumped files is a video of the two playing Monopoly (filmed discretely from a hallway). They look about ready to murder each other. And then, off-screen, Yuna's voice - in a Mom Voice TM, of course - calls, "Boys, you better not be doing what I think you are!"

Ilya says, "Nyet, Mama," at the same time Shane says "No, Mom!" And in perfect sync they hide evidence of the game, not a single movement between them wasted.

There's also a video of them trash talking each other for being slow as they race to put away the most clean dishes from the dishwasher.

It's a whole genre. Play-fighting as they bring out a measuring tape to literally measure who shoveled the most snow from the driveway, bringing up hockey stats as they argue over who deserves to hold the tv remote, etc.

*already way more generosity than ilya is used to. this is supposed to be his rival, yet shane shields him from embarrassment so easily, automatically. and then he has the gall to respect ilya's intelligence too by answering in a way that arms him with the words to craft his own response?? fuck right the hell off.

and shane's little smile when ilya just goes "what he said" they are EQUALS!!!!!

First of all☝🏻 no, this show is not more explicit than actual porn. It’s actually not more explicit than many straight movies and tv shows but it portrays a form of sex that mainstream media isn’t used to seeing aka gay sex that feels authentic and is being taken seriously. No one would ever say that people are only watching things like Bridgerton or Game of Thrones for the sex scenes. Why? Oh because it’s straight sex.

Is the sex a part of Heated Rivalry’s success, sure. But that’s because it’s portraited in a real and loving and authentic way which has been missing for so long. It’s a form of sex that feels real and isn’t founded in violence and shame.

Second of all ☝🏻☝🏻 no, the success of this show is not solely thanks to straight women. They are a big part of the demographic sure but so is SO MANY queer people (hi, lesbian here 👋) who gets left out of the conversation. Not to mention people with autism who finally see themselves portrayed in way they recognize.

Shane: “what’d he say?”

Player 35: “he told me I was so slow that I couldn’t even out skate the fucking Zamboni!’”