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TRPG Liveplay is a Uniquely Engaging Storytelling Medium, Incident #256: Primus Tachonis killing Hannan the Druid is even more shocking & terrifying if you know D&D 5e spell & character mechanics. Minutes before, Laura and Brennan were describing fairies being able to cast Enlarge on themselves as “a myth.” The savvy know that’s a level 5 species ability—“a myth”! This world is overall low-power, and our heroes are already becoming legendary in it, at character level 5!
Then Primus Tachonis walks in and slams out instantly-recognizable 9th level spell Power Word Kill, which can only be cast by a character level 17 or higher.
Like, fuck.
i mean hell even from the start this was a really cool part of the world, bc yeah, our level 3 pcs aren't (like most dnd parties) still finding their feet, they're mostly decorated war veterans and people who invented new magic and those who've spent their lives working to be as good as they are! and it's not for nothing, brennan straight up called out in ep 4 that their exceptionalism in that regard is why julien and vaelus and thaisha survived the circle of death (when all the attendants in the house aren't even level one, so died instantly) - level 3 is what you get to after 20+ years of fight training. after decades of spellcraft. level 3 is what you get from being an 800 year old paladin.
(hannan himself, also at least that old, an active druid this whole time, couldn't have been more than about level 12 or the PWK wouldn't have worked, and i'd guess that he was somewhere more in the level 5-7 range)
and then just in the overture we saw primus use two 7th level spells on the same day (upcast bestow curse on murray, plane shift to find occtis) and a level EIGHTEEN sorcerer ability (umbral form, to steal raimond davinos' skull)
(and while i agree with you wholeheartedly that nothing shows the level of power more than the casual use of power word kill, the 5th level telekinesis on your sister just to make a point is also nothing to sneeze at)
brennan was not at all kidding when he said trying to push amariya cormoray (who is not the head of her house and not yet on primus or yanessa or otto's level) down the stairs was like starting a fight with a dragon
sundered houses are on some next level shit
Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/
theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh
reminds me of how artists flip the canvas to make sure their art looks good
Just flip the genders real quick and check if you accidentally made a cult
re: cooldown
every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics
this is it. this is the photo of all time

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For anyone wondering
Yes I got terminated for this
i honestly love the contrast between how we see the tachonis treat occtis and the halovar treat wick. both family dynamics are deeply abusive, but what we see with occtis and primus is obviously, recognizably abuse based in fear and violence. wick and his grandmother, on the other hand, have a relationship that was viewed by wick as loving. he was the favorite, he loved her and she loved him. but the more he learns about his home life and the more time we spend with yanessa, the clearer the dangerous emotional enmeshment happening in the halovar household becomes. if primus's treatment of occtis is based in apathy and pain, yanessa's treatment of wick is an insidious kind of affection. a controlling attachment that they can publicly pretend is okay because she loves him. when everything else is gone, wick is supposed to hold onto her love for him. it is perhaps less overt than the abuse occtis faces at the hands of the tachonis, but no less horrible and detrimental for the people involved. occtis was a target for murder because he was different from him family and was unable to hide it; if wick had been a worse liar and openly deviated from the identity yanessa laid out for him, she was vocally just as willing to murder him, too
So episode 30, huh?
all of you guys make Rocky use “statement” and forget it’s an inside joke between Grace and Rocky that GRACE came up with. If he’s not using it more than Rocky and annoying the hell out of him what’s the POINT
That’s savior grace guys! Let him be

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Paraguay implies the existence of Orthoguay
you mean to tell me you've never been to orthoguay?
it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that
my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position
sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.
saw this tweet on pinterest and thought of them
Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people
please keep talking about how Becky from Maryland doesn't like the rising gas prices. It's clearly the more pressing issue.
USA folks, that is a consistent temperature range hitting 113°. Death Valley temperatures. In Banda, it hovered between 116°-118° (47°-48° C) for a week straight.
This has been happening all month with little to no international media attention. Here are a few organizations you can check out for resources or to support:
ActionAid India
SEEDS India
GlobalGiving
Raise India (Project Tapan)

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From James Ortiz's instagram, a closeup look at Rocky’s hands, including his "goat leg".
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened