kay94

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

i miss everyone

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted