And He Became an Angry Queer Pirate

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

bringing this back because it’s time LOL

Y'all… time to get ready to see this on ya dash more often 😂

De-aged coffeeshop Au sounds utterly disastrous and I’m here for it.

hitman/assassin meet cute is right out of my fantasies.

Uh, get out of your car and ask to hug the llama, of course. Always ask the llama for permission first.

RADIOACTIVE

FANTASTIC BABY

SAVE ME

Irene Adler’s Theme

Sinnerman.

… It was ‘l’ll keep coming" from Low Roar.

Dead Girl Walking from the Heathers musical. Christ on a cracker.

It’s All Over But the Crying. and now i’m croling.

FOR THE LONGEST TIME

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

Basically.

Accurate.

@ the entire fucking state of Ohio. Damn near 1000 traffic fatalities this year almost 100 people a month, we are TERRIBLE drivers. Way to go for gold, Ohio.

I was legitimately terrified at how terrible ALL OF THE DRIVING was in Boston, and how the actual road system helps not at all

Boston has no lanes. Cars just swarm in vaguely similar directions.

that escalated quickly