It's The Fucking Kathy Wine Mixer

Glory glory, Atlanta United.

Cause apparently this makes all the sense to her.

Tumblr, meet Opei. Short for Cassiopeia.

Also, please cut me some slack because this is only my second day playing this....buuuut I love you, @prattlings. Butts. 

Hey, Tumblr. It's been a while.

Brady looks like the love child of the Stifmeister and Daniel Tosh.

This is giving me life right now.

I’ve recently gotten back into yoga. I’m doing a 31 day yoga challenge called Yoga with Adriene. Today was day 10, and I tried this pose. I couldn’t stay there for too long, but I can’t express how happy I was to be able to actually do this. Yoga is kicking my ass in the best way. 

In case you don't get enough of my face. Here you go.

Alton Brown, an intellectual: well you see its called grilled cheese so it really should be made on a grill, the first step is to use 50 yards of high grade aluminum foil to make a schooner for you and the cheese to rest in over the organic charcoal grill next you-

It's a terrible idea to watch Hell's Kitchen while hungry.

Cheers from my couch. It’s only raining outside. I’m still hopeful. Everyone do a snowdance for me, please.