Fucking SSRIs make you literally shit happiness.
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Fucking SSRIs make you literally shit happiness.

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hereās a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.
Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck
if fallout 76 really is a world whereĀ āevery character is a real personā & thereās no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once iāve established enough of a rapport iām going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in characterĀ
someone help whereās the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over
This one? @team0player0
This is like if Gone Girl was an MMO
Holy piss this is beautiful
All currently revealed characters for Smash Bros Ultimate
I know heās there. I can feel his aura. I just canāt see himā¦
ROY'S OUR BOY!!!
I had a dream that Donald Trump was tied up with bondage rope and was gagged. It was a terrible dream.
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Internal artwork of Nick Kymeās Old Earth by Tomas Duchek.
This is pretty much what I did at work today. Lifting big ass rocks.
so i says to the guy *vomits up blood*
my fave sma5h screenies
Where is Roy? Roy's our boy.
So today started out dumb, but this afternoon was AWESOME.
Iām on the porch attempting to construct a railing for the stairs when I notice a weird noise. Like, a kind of droning or buzzing? And itās getting loud. So I investigate. Itās coming from the neighborās yard.Ā
It is a metric fucktonĀ of bees. I have never seen so many bees in my life. It is a fucking swarm of bees, and I have been reading about bees because I got a wild hair a few weeks back about wanting a hive of my own, but havenāt yet convinced Husbandthing, and there is suddenly a SWARMING HERD OF WILD HONEYBEES IN THE NEIGHBORāS YARD.
I see postings on the neighborhood page all the time for feral swarm collection, but I also know the guy in the house across the alley just set up a hive.Ā āHey I think your hive escaped,ā I text him.Ā
He calls me back about three minutes later. Turns out, the swarm he was supposed to get never came; the company went out of business and his order got cancelled, and heād found out HALF AN HOUR AGO. And he says heās got a friend who is a professional beekeeper, and heās going to go pick her up and would it be okay if they came and got this swarm please please please?
So Bee Neighbor and Professional Beekeeper show up and immediately don bee suits. Apparently there is fierce competition for feral swarms, and the swarm in the neighborās tree is HUGE, and also twenty feet off the ground, and Bee Neighbor wants them very badly.Ā
The tree the bees are in is in a yard belonging to neither of us, so we go knock on the door, but thereās no answer. I knock on the house adjacent to it, but that guyās not home either. Finally, I text the neighbor on the other side of me to see if heāsĀ got contact info for the property owner, who is incredibly shy and in three years has never made eye contact. No luck.Ā
Soā¦we trespass. We get my extension ladder, and Bee Neighbor climbs the tree while Professional Beekeeper stands on the ladder and walks him through the swarm collection. Turns out, you just shake the swarm into a box, and as long as the queen makes it into the box, the rest of the swarm will eventually follow. Bee Neighbor has never collected a swarm before (this is, in fact, his very first swarm of bees ever) and it takes the two of them the better part of an hour in the tree trying to shake the swarm into the box.Ā
Bees eventually get into the box. Bee Neighbor gets out of the tree without dying, and Professional Beekeeper examines the swarm and makes pleased noises. At this point, the box is the neighborās driveway, and about two thirds of the swarm is still milling around the box all confused. Since the neighbor isnāt home and we canāt contact him, he risks coming and parking right in the middle of a huge cloud of bees. Professional Beekeeper doesnāt want to move the box too far away, because we risk the milling bees losing the queenās scent and never going into the box. An equidistant point between the current location and Bee Neighborās yard is the top of my recycling bin.Ā
So they put the box of bees on my recycling bin, and I text Husbandthing.
Now I have a box of bees that I am babysitting. Theyāre being all lazy and dopey and bumbling around. I think I might be in love. Bee Neighbor will pick the box up later tonight and put them in his hive, and then the bees will be MY neighbors too!!
THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST DAY EVER
#beekeeping #also we left a note on the absent neighborās door #hi sorry we trespassed #but as you can see from your security cam footage #there was a giant cloud of bees #and we came and got them #we figured you did not want a yard full of bees #and we will love them #yours very sincerely #the friendly neighborhood bee team [Tags by @sacrificethemtothesquid]
I met a swarm of wild honey bees at work and no less than 10 landed on me to say hello.

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Curious emperor penguin in Antarctica investigates cameraĀ
This is exactly what we need science for
I donāt see a downside
So if I were to spend $10000000, Samuel L. Jackson would have to follow me around until he said motherfucker 1,000,000,000 times?
Okay. Step one: buy noise cancelling headphones. The novelty will wear off eventually.
Step two: buy literally anything else you want because you have nose cancelling headphones.
Step three: laugh at the people confused at your broken Samuel L. Jackson.
iconic
Ike is gay: CONFIRMED.
Just a headās up, when meat eaters say things likeĀ āIām glad youāre not like most vegans youāre cool about itā what they really mean is āIām glad youāre silent about animal cruelty so I can eat animals without having to think about it.ā
No actually what they likely mean is āIām glad youāre not like PETA and compare womenās bodies to beef and porkā or āIām glad youāre not the type of asshole who blames poor people for not being able to afford healthy vegan foods instead of getting upset at the grocery chains who throw out tons and tons of perfectly good produceā
see also: āim glad youre not one of those vegans who compares the meat industry to the holocaustā. anti-semetic, sexist, racist, and classist rhetoric is unfortunately quite common among vegans and itās disingenuous as hell to act like having an issue with that is silencing vegans.
Also āIām glad you arenāt one of those vegans who thinks I should put my health on the lineā
āIām glad you donāt harass me over my life choices because youāre a decent fucking human being who realizes that throwing humans under the bus so you can have an ego trip is a shitty thing to doā
Also: Iām glad youāre not one of those vegans who lies about whatās in food theyāre feeding me when I ask about my allergens so that I donāt have to risk literally dying
āiām glad youāre not literally blaming global climate change on me, personally, for liking cheese while corporations dump pollution directly into the ozone by the ton because it saves them a few dollarsā
āiām glad youāre not getting on a moral high horse about animal cruelty while ignoring the human rights abuses that go into farming your vegan faves like quinoaā
THAT LAST ONE
Scrubadub dub, fat lizard in the tub!

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My cat has decided itās absolutely imperative that she hunt my printer because itās making noise and moving.Ā
She canāt hunt bugs, or even rats, but sheāll for damn sure hunt the household tech.Ā
Cats are great. Today mine ran into a mirror with her face.
My sister's dog charged the door after I closed it and ran face first into it because it hates me.
Dropping Ice Down a 90m Borehole in Antarctica Makes a Very Unexpected Sound
clatter clatter clatterclatterclatterclatterclatter [cartoon gunshot].
I'm calling bullshit this is only a 30m hole.
Proof: took three seconds from drop to ftew. A 90m fall would have taken about 9 seconds.
Source: science