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# 🍵 monica rambles — my dumb shitpost stuff lmao

# 🍵 announcements — exactly what the word is🧍‍♀️

# 🍵 appreciation post — small little edits i make of cuties yk

sorry if this was a weird request or i did it wrong. i've never done this before, so i'm not sure if there's a specific way to ask. ^-^

late reply but u didn’t request wrong , i just have to watch ‘the sandlot’ again lol

𝐀/𝐍 — i just thought of this and was like ‘ y e s ’ so ur welcome 💃

you ? like to cook ?? they’re all over you the second they find out .

it has been way too long since they’ve had a proper meal . they’ve been dining on blood and take out , so they really need a change .

you make them a nice , home cook meal with whatever you can find . you end up having to start a tiny fire to cook the ingredients since they don’t exactly have stove tops in their cave—

paul and marko make a fucking mess . they say sorry , and you’re just like🧍‍♀️

“c’mon babe, it’s just a spill!”

“i swear, i will cook with your blood if you make another mess.”

after the first meal , they want you to cook all the time . no matter where you are or what time of night , they’re dashing to your place ( or place in the cave ) for some food . they’re always hungry dude . 💀

sometimes , if you’re angry at one of them , you’ll cook what they absolutely hate and they have no choice but to say ‘ yUmMy! ’ so you’re happy with them .

david adores fucking giant feasts , marko is a simp for sweet foods , and honestly paul and dwayne will eat anything . though they all love ( most of ) all your food !

dwayne will always tell you soft compliments about your food . honestly , anything you cook is his comfort food .

paul low key tries to be all romantic while cooking . you’ll just be mixing up a salad or something and the next thing you know , his arms are wrapped around your waist and he’s pulling you close to him .

if david helps you cook , he ain’t given out any hugs or anything . he’ll simply tease you instead .

“no hugs? please?”

“you just wrestled garlic. no thank you.”

if marko helps you , he will no doubt go off the recipe or ignore your instructions . he’s a wildcard of course , so chances are he ends up making a whole damn meal instead of a light snack .

and finally , dwayne loves to dish out kisses will cooking . honestly , he’ll do anything you say for kisses . he’s a stoic simp and you can’t deny it .

honestly , no matter what you cook , i can guarantee that all of them will at least make one flirty comment directed to you .

ted ‘theodore’ logan

✦ guitar practice ( fem!reader )

[y/n] [l/n], a somewhat skilled guitar player, helps her crush learn how to play his instrument.

bill s. preston esq.

poly!bill & ted

✦ laser tag ( fem!reader )

during summer vacation, bill and ted decide to go do a fun activity with [y/n] before school comes once again.

✦ dates with poly!bill & ted would include ...

i did both ! yeah , i got carried away too maybe 😳

𝐀/𝐍 — i went ahead and made this a headcannon , but if u want it as a fic , i can totally rewrite it lol

𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 — @bratscore ( tysm for requesting ! <3 )

honestly , they don’t even know why you agreed to go on a date with them . yeah , they admit that they’re decently attractive and pretty popular too , but you ? what the hell did you see in them ?

stu is all over you while billy is more reserved . both of them asked you out to the movies , and were totally thrilled when you said ‘ yes ’ .

you’re all watching a horror movie , of course . billy wanted to , and how could you say ‘ no ’ to him ? the retro theater was going to play poltergeist , and billy was not going to give up the opportunity to see it with you and stu .

do they offer to buy you popcorn ? yep . do they offer to get you soda and candy ? you know it . they really want you to like them , but they want to be subtle ( stu wasn’t so subtle , but he was sweet anyways ) .

if you flinch or get scared at any point , either billy or stu will make a cocky remark in some way .

“if you want, you can get closer to me.”

billy is super into it . if you try and make a move on him , it would have be a pretty big move to cause him to look away . you end up playfully pouting .

stu likes horror movies , just not as much as billy , so if you throw yourself at him in the theater he will die a happy man . he is totally willing to wrap an arm around you contently .

they take steal some of your snacks occasionally .

the theater has a tiny arcade too ! after the movie , you all head over to the arcade . billy honestly pouts a bit since he claims ‘ the movies are better than any arcade’ . stu tells him to stfu tho since he’s planning on winning you candy and stuffed animals .

after seeing how happy you are when stu won you prizes , billy feels low key jealous and is compelled to win you prizes too .

stu definitely teases him , and that his blushing is definitely his sign of jealousy .

you win stu a little stuffed animal and tease him . though stu’s comment meant that billy took the prize you won for him .

“c’mon man, that was mine!”

“you can get it back when you’re done being an idiot, so you’re never going to get it back in reality.”

yeah , they’re tossing tiny bitchy arguments into your first date . they honestly tried not to do so 😔

after the arcade , they don’t want to drop you off at your house so soon , so they volunteer to get food at a cute cafe they thought you would like .

they of course pay for you , being a sweet yet broke bastards that they are . they keep stealing your food though . that will honestly never change in your relationship .

when you head back to your house with the two of them , they look pretty sad to see you go . they honestly can’t wait for monday to come so they can see you again . calling you just isn’t the same for them .

you quickly peck them both on the cheek before heading inside . when you peaked out the window , billy was wearing a grin as stu had this dopey smile on his face .

it’s safe to say a second date was in the works after that .

𝐀/𝐍 — young matthew broderick was too good 🤧

𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 — @bratscore ( tysm for requesting ! <3 )

let me get this out of the way — the man is ecstatic literally so much , wtf have you done to him ?

you guys probably go a couple of the local fairs in the area . throughout the time , ferris buys a ton of food and tickets so you guys go to almost every ride .

he definitely did ring toss and won you a stuffed animal . you ended up getting this tiny little pink elephant plushie , which he is very proud he won .

did i say anything about compliments ? ‘cause ferris is telling you compliments every hour ( okay , well not every hour , but it certainly does feel that way ) .

the first kiss is on the ferris wheel . he places a quick kiss on your cheek when your head was turned , facing the window and the people below . you grin and kiss him on the lips as quick as he did before . he ends up sitting next to you on the ferris wheel when you go on it again .

tons of hand holding and dumb jokes ensue .

“this is so weird.”

“what?”

“my hand seems to be glued to yours.”

there’s a little paint ball area , so you both head over there , change into the solid white outfits , and start throwing paint at each other . the whole ordeal is reminiscent of the scene in ten things i hate about you . you hopefully know what i’m talking about 😳

ferris can’t stop telling you cheesy romance lines . he loves your slightly embarrassed face whenever he tells them to you .

all the snacks you guys get are paid evenly among you . ferris tried to be a gentleman and pay for the both of you , but you wouldn’t let him . so , you both emptied your wallets out on each other .

you both paint pumpkins ! though ferris does flick you with some blue paint ...

you guys check out the antique collection too ! ferris would never tell you , but he truly wants to buy you a fancy necklace as beautiful as the antiques some day .

he takes the time to fall in love with you even more as your face lights up at the antiques . when you get excited , or intrigued , or any emotion in the antique tent , he just has this wonderful feeling deep in his chest . he never wants you to stop smiling .

you and ferris see the pig races as well . initially , you didn’t want to see it . there were other rides that you liked much better , but ferris wanted to see it . you really didn’t want to deprive him , so you two went to see the pig races . this caused a tiny bit of mud to be added with the paint on your clothes ( after that , ferris would chuckle and apologize at the same time ) .

when you have to go , ferris walks you back home . kidding ! he probably asked cameron to lend him the crimson ferrari . so , he drives you home , you say your goodbyes , and tell each other that you’d love to do this again some time .

though he felt so guilty about the mud and paint thing . not only did you get a pink elephant , you also got a new article of clothing the next day at school .

here is the link to it !

i’m working on ur other requests as well <3

𝐀/𝐍 — there is definitely not enough neo content out there yenno ✊😔

𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 — @bratscore ( tysm for requesting ! )

before dating neo , you probably met him and instantly fell for him on the nebuchadnezzar . you really didn’t want to be with him just for the looks , though . so throughout missions , you made it your duty to get to know him .

neo also got to know you too ! he fell for your looks and cute personality , but as soon as he fully trusted you and knew your intentions , he learned that he was completely in love with you .

you had to ask him out first since he was too much of a chicken . morpheus may or may not have teased him for this , which neo will probably never live down .

the first date is in a simulation that you may or may not have forced mouse to make . 👀

honestly , the nebuchadnezzar really isn’t that cute , so you kind of had no choice . mouse didn’t really mind anyways . i mean , he looks like he really admires neo—

it was a nice little candle light dinner ! neo was of course a gentle man the whole time . you swore mouse would make sure none of the others knew , but that didn’t stop trinity from taking a tiny peak .

during nights where he can’t sleep , he probably shares your bed . no sexual actions occur , it’s just the two of you having meaningful and jokingly dumb conversations at like , one a.m.

he will definitely want to be on missions that you go on . he can’t help it . neo is just scared for your well being like that .

if you almost die during a mission , he will absolutely get in an argument with you . you end up making a bunch of promises that neo will always remind you of .

neo is always going to want to be the big spoon . he would be fine with being the little spoon , but the thought of you being in his arms is a thought that he really loves . bonus points if he gets to play with your hair as you guys spoon . it’s just really calming for him .

he spars with you in simulations ! partially to make sure that you can take care of yourself , and partially because he just wants to spend time with you no matter what . mouse and the others watch the sparring , and are pleasantly surprised when you kick your boyfriend’s ass . he is a bit embarrassed about that ...

“uh, good job [n/n], but your opponents won’t trip up like me.”

“well, maybe you shouldn’t have been so cocky.”

expect him to try and get you little gifts . out of missions and training simulations , he will definitely try and find you cool stuff . you talked about a super cute lava lamp ? he’s gonna stop hanging out with you to find it . you said something about missing your rubics cube from your childhood ? he’s scavenging for it right now as we speak .

he loves to tease and flirt with you occasionally . sometimes in front of the others , sometimes not . he doesn’t do it all the time , but when it happens , your heart is melting . one time after he won in the simulation against you , you probably will never forget his confident remarks .

“if you want, i’ll let you win at other things, y’know~”

he reads to you ! when he scavenges for trinkets for you , he also finds raggedy books that look interesting , which prompts him to ask to read it to you at night . he just knocks on your door , says that he “can’t sleep” with the book in his hands , and you already know what’s gonna happen .

though no matter how busy your days are on the ship , he definitely will find some way to make time for you .