Make sure I winged my liner when I die

I would like a large sword, for mental health reasons

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

problematic mosquito bite gap relationship

look all i'm saying is if you take me out to dinner in the late spring to early autumn period you're not really on a date with Me. your date is bugs.

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

hate how step trackers try to tell me how many calories im burning like im not HERE for that!!! im going on walks to gain enough leg strength to kick my enemies to death!! stop telling me about my calories!!!

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

And don't tell me "oh, you can plug an adapter into the charger port." What if I want to charge my phone and use headphones at the same time? Why is it so strange that I might want to attach normal output devices to the literal computer in my pocket?

my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth

He may be evil and crazy but he still has a vocabulary lmao

I do love how Shadow Lord is actually engaging with Maul as a disabled character. His protheses need regular, painful maintenance, and they react painfully to water. What would’ve been a surface burn that he could’ve shrugged off if he had his old legs turns into a massive problem that unexpectedly causes him to collapse and lose control of his legs. He’s actually disabled by the whole not having legs thing, it’s great

I watched the show while in the middle of, probably, the worst flare up of my chronic connective tissue disease and let me tell you that force bond was strong.

imagine being some random cop and suddenly you're having to team up with a tattooed menace who loves to monologue vaguely and this guy is SO STRONG the Empire sends out not one but two creeps in masks who move faster than the wind and when that's not enough The Emperor's Bodyguard shows up to swing at you because his hands are rated E for Everyone will die here!!!

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck