My Solution to the Kobayashi Maru

You and Ethan?

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I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

ready when you are

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

God: “Have you asked your moms already?”

Dogs With Their Cute Mini-Mes

If he made it off that ship, he will come for us.

Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

@milliebobby_brown the gang!

☆ EARTH’S MIGHTIEST HEROES  ☆

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

1x13 Route 666 // Happy Birthday Riz! 💕

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